Tuesday, December 1, 2009

OMG!

Well Upper East Siders, looks like the gossip keeps rolling in!! Just as the blip on our radar that we called Maddie Crawley and Jake Owen fades out, Another HUGE one pops up in its place!! Looks like Austin Saguibo and Jeremiah Burr aren't the only ones dipping out of the class system ;)
Gossip is like a girl's Gatorade, It replenishes their electrolytes! Junior Anne Collins knows this fact quite well. However, Anne has apparently been replenishing her fluids with another kind of liquid....Ready?...NATE RICKS' SPIT!!!!!!!! The two of them apparently shared a messy make-out a few weeks back!! I know right?!?!?

Don't worry it gets better!!!!

Then, Nate asked his beloved Anne to the Kalai concert for a group date with Jeremiah, but Anne, even though she had just shared saliva with him, shafted the invitation :( So Nate had to find some one else! Who did Nate end up taking you ask?



None other than Super Senior Jill Johnson!!! Awkward?? The best part of this mixed up tale that involves three different graduating classes, is that Nate's wing man Jeremiah took his Dco Diva Jenna Johnson to the concert!!!! JILL'S LITTLE SISTER!!!! Double Awkward?? I'm pretty sure that this twisted, tangled web of over and under aged players can only end in smeared mascara and broken hearts ;)

You know you love me,
XOXO
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