OMG!

Well Upper East Siders, looks like the gossip keeps rolling in!! Just as the blip on our radar that we called Maddie Crawley and Jake Owen fades out, Another HUGE one pops up in its place!! Looks like Austin Saguibo and Jeremiah Burr aren't the only ones dipping out of the class system ;)
Gossip is like a girl's Gatorade, It replenishes their electrolytes! Junior Anne Collins knows this fact quite well. However, Anne has apparently been replenishing her fluids with another kind of liquid....Ready?...NATE RICKS' SPIT!!!!!!!! The two of them apparently shared a messy make-out a few weeks back!! I know right?!?!?

Don't worry it gets better!!!!

Then, Nate asked his beloved Anne to the Kalai concert for a group date with Jeremiah, but Anne, even though she had just shared saliva with him, shafted the invitation :( So Nate had to find some one else! Who did Nate end up taking you ask?



None other than Super Senior Jill Johnson!!! Awkward?? The best part of this mixed up tale that involves three different graduating classes, is that Nate's wing man Jeremiah took his Dco Diva Jenna Johnson to the concert!!!! JILL'S LITTLE SISTER!!!! Double Awkward?? I'm pretty sure that this twisted, tangled web of over and under aged players can only end in smeared mascara and broken hearts ;)

You know you love me,
XOXO
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Sightings:

Chloe Tucker and Matt Dailey roaming the halls together during the beginning of 4th period on Tuesday. Matt, we may not be huge fans of Chloe but she's still WAY WAY WAY out of your league!!!! Don't worry little buddy there are plenty of fish/carp in the sea just waiting for you!!!!

Maddie Anderson doing her best to get attention at the T-bird basketball game Tuesday night...AWKWARD?

Brielle Kern and boy toy Zach Brown getting even closer on Friday night. Brielle ditched her friends to go and spend "quality" time with her hubby.

Looks like Jacob Hatch is set on beating Maddie Crawley in the race to get over one another. We've caught word that things between him and Prom Princess Shelley Heaton are getting quite serious! Keep your eyes peeled for steamy windows!!!

Too many random hook-ups to be counted Friday night during a session of risque games at Nate Bridgewater's house! Some one undoubtedly got some sort of disease from this kissing game!!!

Nick Clearwater has finally figured out that he doesn't belong here and has apparently been spending his time cheating on multiple girls from several local trashy schools. WOW Nick, that's low even for you

Rumor has it that "tough guy" Chandler Carson apparently teamed up with Rodrigo Miloni for a night of fun with some random girls....details should probably be inquired from the two of them ;)

You know you love me,
XOXO
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Tis' the Season!

First of all, Congrats Football Team!!! You all have your own individual scandals but you pulled it together as a team and took down our trashy opponents to the south. Now for the rest of you....I led most of you into the week with clean slates but it didn't take you guys long to dirty them up. My inbox is overflowing with gossip so let's get to the good stuff shall we?
We all have that spirit of celebration this time of year and we all love having someone to share it with! And it sounds like there are a few Timpview students who have that exact idea in mind. Even amidst the cold and snow, there are a few little match-ups that are blossoming up from the frozen ground.

Spotted:
Junior Zach Brown bringing flowers to senior Brielle Kern after her performance at the school play. Way to go for the older women!! No word on if these two have shared a kiss but its only a matter of time.

We all heard about the meteor shower last week ,but rumor has it that those weren't the only sparks that flew across the sky that night. Jacob Covey and Ashby Miner were reportedly together the entire night and into the early hours of the morning to watch the celestial spectacle! Sorry kids, gossip never sleeps ;)

Rumor also has it that Senior Scott Henderson is following the trend and has younger girl Remi Mccallister in his sights. However, life isn't always fair. Sorry Scotty but apparently this blonde has someone else on her mind :(

And sadly amidst all the holiday hook-ups, one couple has driven their holiday spirit right into the frost-covered ground. Long time couple Nick Forrest and Abby Payton have apparently called it quits. Hate to break it to you, but no thing, good (or in your case not so good), lasts forever. However, I wouldn't be to worried. I'm not sure how long these lovebirds can stay away from eachother.

P.s. We are still trying to figure out what Maddie Crawley and Jake Owen have been trying to hide under our radar but don't worry we'll figure it out! Keep digging Kitties!!!

You know you love me,
XOXO
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Who's #1?

Fall at Timpview High. A season filled with chilly weather and gratitude for having such awesome lives... and for not having to go to one of those dirty public schools with numbers for a name! PS-183?...barf!!!! This time of the year is also full seniors struggling to get college applications filled out, and...the State Football Finals against Springville! a.k.a PS-183 ;) GO T-Birds!!!!! Take down every single one of those devils! But don't worry Mitch Croghan, we have all gotten used to your worthless attempts at attention and your awkward "bromance" with Tucker Nelson since the day you rode in on your tractor from Springville those few years ago. We'll let you stay here at Timpview even if your old school gets crushed! Besides, if you leave who will the freshman boys hangout with? :) Goodluck boys, and for the rest of you spectators in the stands, I'll be watching!
P.s.
Chris Badger, don't kick the football!
You know you love me,
XOXO
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Courtside Cuddling

Looks like Nolan Runia has had good reason to be worried. Spotted: Crystal Gleave with Taylor Cusick double-dating with Taylor's cousin David Cusick and pageant queen Meredith Gaufin at the BYU B-ball game. Sorry N looks like you should have held a tighter grip on your crystal. You tried hard but now all you have left is shattered glass...just like your accident this afternoon! Talk about a bad day!

You know you love me,
XOXO
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Crash!

Spotted: Nolan Runia backing his car out of a parking space in the Timpview parking lot with none other than sophomores Megan Jackson and Hannah Morley. However this time he just didn't seem to get it right. Nolan rammed his beastly Jeep right in to the side of a car passing behind him. We all remember Nolan's infamous incident with the school bus earlier this year but now he might officially be Timpview's worst driver. Looks like we've got ourselves our very own ditsy celebrity! We can't help but wonder if Nolan was just too busy thinking about how Taylor Cusick is moving in on his beau Crystal. Be careful Nolan, you better get your mind cleared or someone could get hurt...Literally!

You know you love me,
XOXO
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Good Morning!

Morning on Provo's Upper East Side. Time to Wake up from bad dreams, put on designer jeans, and make our beds. Or, for some of us, just leave it for the maids! Morning is also the time where we make plans for a better future and forget our wrongdoings of the past. However, forgetting the past seems to have become too hard for senior Austin Saguibo. Rumor has that the past few weeks have hit Austin harder than anything he's faced on the football field. Austin reportedly was seen asking junior Kylie Olsen for a second chance on a Thursday night. Cute right? Well, lets just say that Austin got a little impatient waiting for Kylie to give him an answer. Spotted: Austin Saguibo and sophomore Lani Mclennan cuddling Friday night. Rumor has it the two of them even shared a kiss! However, Austin wasn't even close to being finished. Austin then made is way over to see sophomore Chloe Tucker to beg for yet another chance on Sunday night! Hey Austin why don't you pick on someone your own age! Thank heavens that he hasn't made his way into Centennial territory! Anyway, Chloe took the bait and gave Austin a make-up kiss! Looks like Austin has taken Britney Spears' new song "3" to heart! Sadly, this under aged web of love obviously couldn't last long. Austin's day of reckoning came on Monday. The girls all found out about Austin's little plan and they all bolted Monday night. Sorry Austin, just because they are young doesn't mean they don't have brains. Looks like we've got ourselves a new lonely boy...

You know you love me,
XOXO
Gossip Girl

Best Friends?

Junior Brad Nielson trying to take over best friend Josey Trammels girlfriend Mykell Mathews?? Spotted: obvious flirting and texts, come on Brad you have got to be more stealthy than that. But I guess until something works out you'll still have Meredeth Renolds.

You know you love me, XOXO
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Weekend Update

Gossip girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Timpview's elite.
Sightings:
Nolan Runia and Crystal Gleave leaving for lunch on Friday. They were spotted the night before chatting it up together at the state game. Is it just me or do those two belong on the cover of a magazine together??

Things seemed to have cooled down between Maddie Crawley and Jacob Hatch but rumor has it MC has taken interest in a Timpview boy with newly dyed auburn hair! More details to come.

Looks like the football player's hair-do's weren't the only thing that got ugly at the game. Zach Bryson and Keifer Taylor were seen swearing profusely in the stands bringing much discomfort to just about everyone around. Classy boys!

You know you love me,
xoxo
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Nerds and Geeks, hidden love for Weeks...

The month of November brings many things to look forward to. The up and coming Spring Fashion lines, the cold weather to finally be able to break out those trenches and hats, and the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Nerds and Geeks? More like Drama Queens and Pimp's by the looks of things this year. We've all seen that wetted crystal can sing, which was exactly what Mitch Croghan had in mind Saturday night. Spotted: a drenched and frazzled Crystal Gleave at dinner after Mitch dumped an entire pitcher of water over the highlighted blonde. Classy Mitch. Couldn't even get as creative as a Nair-tini? Hate Crime? Or were things getting too heated with Crystal and Sadie's date Nolan Runia, that a jealous M felt the need to cool things off. Rumor has it Nolan has taken an interest in a girl over shopping for the first time this school year. After watching the OC together, and spending time at the football game Friday, this was billionaire boy's chance to finally be that Knight in shining armor. Rumor also has it the pair shared their first kiss a few weeks back. Watch out Crystal, after years of observing the best, Nolan's no amateur at playing the field. That same Friday, he was seen at lunch with Alisha Rogers, and later at dinner with Madeleine Pinegar. Three girls in one day? Props to you Lonely Boy, looks like observing the masters all these years has finally paid off.


Thing's heating up with C and N in the Timpview parking lot, yes thats her getting into the passengers seat. To one of Provo's infamous look out points perhaps?


You know you love me
XOXO

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"And there's a flag on the play..."

As the curtain begins to fall on this years football season, so does the love life of many of it's players...

As Timpview gains yet another step closer to the Championship Game last Friday, Nate Bridgewater #16 was not only absent from the starting line up, but also absent from Madeline Pinegars heart. Everyone knows this love-fest was broken up this school year, but have the flames been stomped out? Or are there some hidden embers waiting to be ignited? Word on the street is that M is "over" Nate, that heart has been broken one too many times. But earlier this year when Maddie confessed her love via texting, Nate was spotted jumping for joy. Could B-Wat's love surface once again? Is there someone out there to build Mads a bridge over troubled water? Or does her heart lie with Bridgewater? Only time will tell...

Rueben Christianson #44 might have turned into an Ox since last year, but his relationship with Maddie Anderson might need more than some Muscle Milk to build some rock hard foundations. As things messily ended this year for the long time duo, Maddie's on the prowl, leaving Rueben by himself to pick up the pieces... or so she thinks. Rueben has allegedly been flexting* many Timpview-ettes including ex-GossipGirl-failure, Anne Collins. M may or may not have known her buddy Anne was being preyed upon by her ex-mammoth, but that's far from her mind as she has been rebounding on our very own Austin Crook. Spotted: an entire album dedicated to Austin and Maddie on facebook. Is it a shrine to the player of the year? Or just a red flag directed at her long lost love...
*flexting (adverb): to flirtatiously text.

As for Austin Crook #2, an interception isn't the only thing he's famous for. He's been Stompin' The Yard on young girls hearts since day one. As his ex-list starts to rack up-- not only from Provo, but into Tiger territory as well-- is his eligibility cred going down? Rumor has it, there's a very unhappy feline walking the halls at O-Town High these days. And this is one Hissy-fit you don't want to miss. Spotted: As the Rat-Pack heads to the University Mall every day for lunch, so does a certain Jentry Hatch. Coincidence? I think not. Nice try Little J, but your stalker ways are in desperate need of training. After an obvious attack at Austin over a facebook wall post to an AC-ex Monique, it leaves Timpview wondering really how emotionally stable little J is. As Austin blows off more and more cobwebs of his player past, it's only a matter of time until J combusts. Watch out Crook, looks like there's a storm a-comin'.

You know you love me,
XOXO

Gossip Girl

Stop. Hammer Time.

Some say there's something appealing about older men.. Is it their experience? Is it their superiority of age? Is it the glam rep you get with an older man? Or is it their receding hairline? For Maddie Crawley it seems to be the latter with her choice of Jacob Hatch.
Older? check. Football star? check. Balding? check.
Despite JH's awful new do, it seems fourth period today was missing a few students.
Spotted: JH and MC sluffing class together. Are the old sparks igniting? No doubt. Sorry the halls have eyes, no sneaking around here in the Timpview dynasty.And if it isn't little blondie herself scowling over the attention. Sorry MC, it's not Hammer Time yet.

You know you love me, XOXO
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