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Fall at Timpview High. A season filled with chilly weather and gratitude for having such awesome lives... and for not having to go to one of those dirty public schools with numbers for a name! PS-183?...barf!!!! This time of the year is also full seniors struggling to get college applications filled out, and...the State Football Finals against Springville! a.k.a PS-183 ;) GO T-Birds!!!!! Take down every single one of those devils! But don't worry Mitch Croghan, we have all gotten used to your worthless attempts at attention and your awkward "bromance" with Tucker Nelson since the day you rode in on your tractor from Springville those few years ago. We'll let you stay here at Timpview even if your old school gets crushed! Besides, if you leave who will the freshman boys hangout with? :) Goodluck boys, and for the rest of you spectators in the stands, I'll be watching!
P.s.
Chris Badger, don't kick the football!
You know you love me,
XOXO
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